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Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal

Gollum, Silent Slinker // Meager Meal

common Legendary Creature — Halfling Horror // Sorcery — Adventure

Threat

Why it works in Goblin Army

A pre-release review rated both halves weak. Among this deck's commons only Crude Bent Blade and Pinecone Strike have done better. Meager Meal costs and puts a +1/+1 counter on up to one creature, and the 4-mana 4/3 that follows has the 4 power wants.

How to play it

Cast Meager Meal early when the counter lands somewhere useful, like Desolation Prowler or the , ideally with Bothersome Noisemaker out. Gollum follows on turn 4 or later. With a second copy, cast its Meager Meal and leave that Gollum in until the first one is gone.

Neither Gollum, Silent Slinker nor Meager Meal are particularly good.

Win rates

Win rate when drawn () in Goblin Army decks
59.9% +0.7 vs all decks 26,488 games
Win rate when drawn () in all decks
59.2% 52,853 games

Win rates from 17Lands.

Replacements

If you don't see Gollum, Silent Slinker, these do the same job: threat.

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